Welcome to the farce that is my personal domain! As a self-proclaimed master photographer, visual artist and fiancé of an actual patron of the arts, I am proud to showcase the greatest visual design language that I was capable of creating.

I have embarrassingly tried to bury andonisooklaris.com; the Turks have knocked off my hard work with andoni.myportfolio.com (do not click, lest they infect you with the virus Turk-26!); but, like Christ resurrecting Lazarus, my personal Lord, God and Savior has brought this back from the dead so you may all enjoy it!

As you navigate your way towards the bachelor party itinerary, do soak in the beauty that has sprouted from my Sooklaris (aspiring towards-Tsouchlarakis) mind! I hope that your trip down memory lane will freshen your perspective on what an utter, true, and perpetual μαλάκα I always have been and will continue to be.

(Steven outsmarted me years ago, as he always does, by purchasing this domain before I attempted to legally change my name from "Anthony Sooklaris" to "Andoni Tsouchlarakis". If I am lucky and grovel sufficiently enough, he may bestow this upon me. If you'd like to see my original site in its true, unadulterated glory, you may find it fully in the archives.)